25+ Best Eid Jokes For Eid Ul Azha 2017 | Eid Mubaraak

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Imam Shocked People After Eid prayer

An Imam shocked his community when he announced just after Eid ul fitar Prayer that he was resigning from that particular Masjid and moving to a drier climate. After the session, a very distraught lady came to the Imam with tears in her eyes, “Oh, Imam, we are going to miss you so much. We don’t want you to leave!” The kind hearted Imam said “Now, now, sister, don’t carry on. The Imam who takes my place might be even better than me”.
“Yeah”, she said, with a tone of disappointment in her voice, “That’s what they said the last time too . . .

Smiles For you

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For You,

One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS At EiD DaY..

Eid gift For girlfriend ….

Girl: Where is my Eid gift?

Boy: road pe red colour ki car dekh rahi ho?

Girl: Khushi se !wowww!

Boy: Same colour ki PONi laya hun apni Shehzadi k liye…

Eid Mubarak with Siwayian

May Your Plate Of Life Be Always Full Of Sweet Siwaiyan

Topped With The Nuts Of Happiness.

With Best EID WISHES,May You Have A Happy Eid

Kash hum aik sms hoty

Kash hum ek sms hotay bas

ek click me aap ke paas hotay

Mana k aap hamay delete kar letay

lekin kuch dair k liye

To hum aap ke paas hotay or

bari khushi say kehtay

Eid mubarak

Frustrate Boy

Pakistani Boy :

Smajh nai arha Eid ki khushi ziada hai ya…..??

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3 din light na jaane ki :)

Eid ke din Pathan ki mehman-nawazi

Pathan K Paas Eid ke din 1 Mehman Aaya.
Pathan Bola: ”O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega”.
Mehman:wo Kese?
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Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.

Zara sambhal ke Eid Guzarna..

Be Extra Carefull In Dinoo Apna Bohot Khayal Rakhna, Khana

Waqt Par Khana,

Ziyada Wazan Wagaira Nahiin Uthana,

Seeriyaan Ehtiyaat Say Charhna,

Kiyoun K… 9 Wan Mahina Chal Raha Hai,

Aur Theek 1 Dinn Kay Baad Tumko Khushi Milnay Wali Hai,

HAPPY EID in Advance…

Pathan watching Sholey

3 Pathan Eid wale din film “Sholay” daikhny gaye
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Hero ne kaha “Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna
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Pathan khary hokar boly: “Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega”

Meaning Of Eid

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or
I : I
D : Date

Medicated wish

Cardially.
Happy Eid day from the depth of right & left ventricles,
wrapped with the ribbons of purkinje fibers and sealed in pericardium.
Decorated with SA and AV nodes with a glitter topping of pericardial fluid
and cusps of mitral and tricuspid valves.

In short ap ko teh-e-dil se EID MUBARAK ho :)

Mulla nasir uddin deliver speech

Once, the people of the city invited Mulla Nasruddin to deliver a speech. When he got on the minbar (pulpit), he found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so
he asked “Do you know what I am going to say?”
The audience replied “NO”,
so he announced “I have no desire to speak to people who don’t even know what I will be talking about” and he left. The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day.
This time when he asked the same question, the people replied “YES”
So Mullah Nasruddin said, “Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won’t waste any more of your time” and he left.
Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to try one more time and once again invited the Mullah to speak the following week.
Once again he asked the same question – “Do you know what I am going to say?” Now the people were prepared and so half of them answered “YES” while the other half replied “NO”.
So Mullah Nasruddin said
“The half who know what I am going to say, tell it to the other half” and he left!

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Eid is a religious festival of Muslims.

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